I'm really considering starting a cult.
Basically I have no self worth and I figure if I can use religion to con a bunch of stupid people into believing I'm the messiah, why not? I mean it beats the alternative right? Working a dead end 8-5 job. Who needs that bullshit, when I can have loyal followers doing my bidding and all I have to do is tell them how evil the world is and how much better off they are with me. It's sort of like dating if you think about it. But I can seriously live without that bullshit also. Anyways I have to think up what my cult is gonna be about and make sure I have good followers who won't turn on me the second I molest one of their 16 y/o daughters. Just kidding, I'd only molest the boys, just kidding again I WOULDN'T MOLEST ANYTHING HUMAN.
posted by flouch @ 1:39 PM
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well, possibly i guess. prob wouldn't want to try tho'.. we're big scary farmers.
If you finally dare to go ahead with your plan i think i'd like to help you for free with the shed... i want to have some fun kind of far from Madrid, where nobody knows me. Will you use some sort of black large and long hooded dresses? I want the biggest torch for me...
Is it true that good oranges are from Pensacola?
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